She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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