Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so let's talk penis.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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