dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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