my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
