Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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