You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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