yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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