Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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