Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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