I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Randomize