we're blogging at a bar
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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