Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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