at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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