I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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