your thong is hanging out like whoa
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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