Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize