I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Randomize
