So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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