Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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