She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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