And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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