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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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