I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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