He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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