I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I need to calm my uterus...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
