I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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