Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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