i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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