I'm eating all of the evidence.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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