He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You ruined the universe
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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