is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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