Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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