and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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