Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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