I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
