Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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