Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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