belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
