I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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