I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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