you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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