does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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