After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
