I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm jealous of your bromance
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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