Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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