WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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