How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
His nipple licking is glorious
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