Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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