Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i don't like sucking hair
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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