Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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