Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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