she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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