Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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